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VESSEL: STONECREST QUARRY
SIGNAL_STRENGTH: 98.9% OK
DATES: AUG 14 - AUG 16
The Pacific Northwest's premiere anti-template celebration of experimental indie rock, darkwave, shoegaze, and cybernetic art. We reject commercial polish. We embrace pure, unadulterated beautiful noise.
LINEUP QUANTITY
42 BANDS
STAGES ACTIVATE
3 MODULES
TICKETS ALLOCATED
87% CLAIMED
CAMPING COMPATIBLE
YES / DUAL GEODESIC
Noiseland values raw sound synthesis. Press the pads below to play with our custom Web Audio synthesizer engine. Tap to modulate waves, generate retro arpeggios, and experience real-time tone generation.
Noiseland is more than an audio transit. It is a fully constructed alternative reality spanning across multiple creative nodes.
Camp within the limestone ridges of the quarry under clear star constellations. Features include ambient physical soundtracks broadcasted over micro-FM channels, shared open fire stations, and hot communal bathhouses.
An architectural light sculpture projecting synchronized ultra-beams into the quarry skies. Fully interactive, responsive to live audio frequencies.
Analog video game terminals, vintage pinball configurations, and custom DIY synthesizer workbenches open for all ticket holders to construct noise units.
Vegan taco labs, small-batch natural wine cellars, organic cold espresso stations, and local micro-breweries serving food and drinks from specialized tactical trucks.
Construct a stylized brutalist festival pass customized with your credentials. Type your name, configure your clearance level, and print your digital badge.
AWAITING IDENTIFICATION CREDENTIALS
Fill in the telemetry matrix on the left to activate your customized physical badge shell.
Select your admittance parameter, append utility passes, and authorize the simulated secure purchase.
Full access to 3 stages of noise, basic food compound entry, and standard transit shuttle access.
Includes GA features + backstage compound, private viewing towers, separate premium bars, and luxury washrooms.
Ultimate access. Includes VIP + stage-front pits, a limited screen-printed Noiseland '26 vinyl bundle, and lifetime entry to all future events.
Stonecrest Quarry represents a monumental geometric crater in the rural hills of Oregon. Fully adapted with triple mainstage structures, state-of-the-art quadraphonic audio installations, camping facilities, and sensory feedback nodes.
AUGUST 14 - 16, 2026
STONECREST QUARRY, OR (SHUTTLE ACCESSIBLE)
GATES ACCESSED CONTINUOUSLY FROM 12:00PM FRIDAY
Noiseland '26 takes place at the Stonecrest Quarry (4890 Stonecrest Rd, Oregon), a stunning abandoned limestone quarry transformed into a high-production sonic wonderland. Shuttle buses run continuously from downtown Portland (Pioneer Courthouse Square).
We offer both Primitive Camping (bring your own tent) and Cosmic Glamping (pre-pitched modular geometric domes with power grids). Camping passes can be added to any ticket tier. Showers, organic fresh food vendors, and drinking water stations are active 24/7.
YES! We actively encourage physical documentation. 35mm cameras, Polaroid, Super8, and portable tape recorders are highly welcome. However, professional drone rigs and heavy tripods require press clearance from the Directors.
No, but they are fully transferable. We have integrated an official face-value resale hub on our booking system starting June 1st to prevent ticket scalping.
Noiseland is an All-Ages event, but children under 12 must wear hearing protection (available free of charge at all Merch & Info booths). Main Stages have designated 21+ bar compounds.
Subscribe to outgoing telemetry alerts. Receive instant announcements on secret midnight slots, physical map routing updates, and emergency sound modifications. No marketing slop.